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  4.                            -! AM¡GA ¡s ØµR ReL¡G¡øn !-
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  23.   -! hÆsh aLs LZX !-     .  ...:(--           ):....      -! PC-TØTsCHLaG !-
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  38.                   ----------   /  \ 0nL!n@  /  \  ------------ 
  39.        AMiGA-AnArChy-TeRRØR \  \    b¡Z zµr    / / W¡R kr!EgEn diCh B.G 
  40.        ----------------------   | aMPµTaTiØn! |  ---------------------- 
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  42.                    ------! WE WANT PULL THE TRiGGER !------
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  55.   /___/    ____________________/              /       /     /
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  57.    \   \ /  -! IRC #AMiGAFUN fØr møR@ ¡NFø !-       /     /
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  77.           AM¡GA*C=64*PeeÇee*X-RæT@d*mØdz*hÆCk!N`*MaNGa*cøNZøLe*cANNa
  78.          ----------------------. hOMe oF AMiNET .--------------------
  79.                                 ___. LoT HQ .___
  80.                                 /              \
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  82.            -! PC-SpReNGUng pEr DFue !-   -! HanFzUchT im DisKdRiVe !-
  83.        /     -----------------------       ------------------------
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  85.   ___/_      _____________________________________________________     _\___
  86.  
  87.                           Es Lauert Ueberall ...
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  90.        Joerg P. war ein ganz normaler 19 Jahre alter PC-User.
  91.        Nie haette er im Traum daran gedacht, das sein geliebter
  92.    /   "Pentie" (sprich Penzi:),welcher ausgestattet mit aller-          \
  93.    \   neuester (PRUST:) MMX-Technologie einmal seinen Tod be-           /
  94.    /   deuten koennte ...                                                \
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  96.    /   Joerg P. starb im Schlaf aufgrund einer Hirnblutung.              \
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  98.    /   Wie jeder eifrige PC-User hatte natülich auch Joerg seinen        \
  99.    \   "Pentium 250 mit MMX" beim "PC-Fachmann" für schlappe 295,90.-    /
  100.    /   uebertakten lassen um "DøøM 7" in 2560x1920 fluessig zu zocken.   \
  101.    \   Stolz hatte er noch am gleichen Abend seinem "PC-Freunden"        /
  102.    /   das Spiel vorgeführt.                                             \
  103.    \                                                                     /
  104.    /   Doch was Joerg P. nicht wusste war, das der MMX-Pentium-          \
  105.    \   Prozessor ab 261Mhz  Signale im UltraFrequenzBereich              /
  106.    /   aussendet,deren Wirkung aehnlich der der UltraschallWellen        \
  107.    \   auf das menschliche Trommelfell und Hirn ist.                     /
  108.    /                                                                     \
  109.    \   Als Joerg sich nachts hinlegte und "Pentie" noch rendern liess,   /
  110.        da passierte es ! Beim Rendern einer sehr komplexen Struktur
  111.        (Wuerfel) sendete der ueberLastete Pentium ein Ultrahohes Signal
  112.        aus und zerstörte inerhalb weniger Sekunden das Hirn von Joerg P.
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  114.           \__                                                    __/
  115.             \__   mit AMiGa waeRe das nicht passiert ... :)    __/
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  118.                     /___________________________________\
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  120.                   / HEUTE SCHON "AMIGA RULEZ" GEBRUELLT ? \
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